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TL:Mado
Editor: Crash, Doom

Interlude 3 Dragon Hunt Meeting

Author Notes

A story in EHO’s game period.

It’s only chat though lol.

On a certain day and month, various guild masters from the top guilds in Eternal Horizon Online gathered. They held a discussion about the strategy to beat an event boss, the golden dragon {Naga Raja}. This is the chat log from those days.

(´・ω・`) [Guild: Town Fashion Center]
ω・`）peek~ I heard there was a meeting so I came.

Debuta [Guild: Metabolic Chivalric Order]
Ah, Mura-san~ Good Evening!
(TL: Debuta = from debu and buta, debu means fatty and buta means pig)

Achako [Guild: Afternoon Tea Party]
Shima-san (*・ェ・*)ノ~☆ Good evening♪
(TL: Achako = tea girl)

Momongai [Guild: Mu People Club]
( ゜▽゜)/ Shima-san. It has become cold so why don’t you buy U*qlo He*ttech?

(´・ω・`) [Guild: Town Fashion Center]
U*qlo is an opponent for me.
(TL: Uniqlo Heattech, and perhaps he joking about his name, Shimamura, another fashion branding besides Uniqlo)

Animaru [Guild: Aniki and Happy Friends]
Shima-san, good evenin’!
(TL: Animaru, it’s from Ani (big brother), but you could also read it as Animal since he is using beast race)

Debuta [Guild: Metabolic Chivalric Order]
Sorry Mura-san, please leave your party and join here since the party chat isn’t open.

(´・ω・`) [Guild: Town Fashion Center]
Ok

Momongai [Guild: Mu People Club]
So, with this are all the crucial members gathered?

Debuta [Guild: Metabolic Chivalric Order]
There are still 2-3 people who are planning to come.

Animari [Guild: Aniki and Happy Friends]
Youjo! There’s not enough Youjo!
(TL/ED: ようじょ= youjo, which has ambiguous meaning in hiragana)

Achako [Guild: Afternoon Tea Party]
Youjo? (?_?)
(TL: 養女= youjo = Adopted daughter)

Momongai [Guild: Mu People Club]
Youjo? (゜_。)?
(TL: 妖女= youjo = Enchantress)

(´・ω・`) [Guild: Town Fashion Center]
You-jo eh, I get it.
(TL: ょぅι゛ょ= youjo = meme way to write loli)

Animaru [Guild: Aniki and Happy Friends]
As expected from Shima-san, you knew it! That thing which makes me excited and attracted!

Achako [Guild: Afternoon Tea Party]
Reported m9っ`・ω・´)

Momongai [Guild: Mu People Club]
…in the end, what the hell do you want to convey? It’s incomprehensible!

Achako [Guild: Afternoon Tea Party]
Aren’t they talking about Hiyuki-chan?

Momongai [Guild: Mu People Club]
Ah…

Debuta [Guild: Metabolic Chivalric Order]
Ah…

Animari [Guild: Aniki and Happy Friends]
That’s right! If Hiyuki-tan didn’t come why did I have to come here anyway? I shall go hunt in a dungeon immediately!

Achako [Guild: Afternoon Tea Party]
And that was the last time we saw Ani’s figure…

(´・ω・`) [Guild: Town Fashion Center]
(-∧-；) May god forgive his soul…

Debuta [Guild: Metabolic Order]
Well, Hiyuki-chan was also planning to come here, but she seems to have a part time job so she’s going to be a bit late.

Animaru [Guild: Aniki and Happy Friends]
Then until my waifu comes, let’s wait with our pants off!

Momongai [Guild: Mu People Club]
Pull them up! You’re going to catch a cold!

(´・ω・`) [Guild: Town Fashion Center]
If you’re talking about Hiyuki-chan, right now she’s sleeping beside me, got a problem?

Animaru [Guild: Aniki and Happy Friends]
What the fuck? Shima-san, duel me! I’ve sent the request so lets take this outside!

(´・ω・`) [Guild: Town Fashion Center]
Sure! We’ll fight for Hiyuki-chan’s chastity!

Momongai [Guild: Mu People Club]
…And these 2 idiots are part of the server’s strongest top 3? It’s kind of bullshit isn’t it?

Debuta [Guild: Metabolic Chivalric Order]
Wa-wait a minute guys, don’t actually leave! We are going to start the meeting!

Achako [Guild: Afternoon Tea Party]
Rather, you guys saying things like waifu or chastity… didn’t Hiyuki-chan declare herself that she’s actually a boy inside? (`-д-；)ゞ

Animaru [Guild: Aniki and Happy Friends]
The person inside is unrelated!

(´・ω・`) [Guild: Town Fashion Center]
Instead that’s a prize, got a problem?

Momongai [Guild: Mu People Club]
Uwaah, these guys are hopeless, we need to do something about it quickly!

Debuta [Guild: Metabolic Chivalric Order]
Err, please don’t say things like that when Hiyuki-chan comes. The person himself seems to have had a really rough problem like that IRL, so he might mind it.

Achako [Guild: Afternoon Tea party]
Ah~ now that you mention it, didn’t Debu-san meet her directly in an offline meeting? So, was the person a pretty boy?!

Momongai [Guild: Mu People Club]
You also changed suddenly when you heard something about a pretty boy…

Animaru [Guild: Aniki and Happy Friends]
She is a female otaku after all.

(´・ω・`) [Guild: Town Fashion Center]
Oh (*´・д・)(・д・｀*) Noes~

Achako [Guild: Afternoon Tea Party]
You guys don’t have the right to say anything about it!

Debuta [Guild: Metabolic Chivalric Order]
All you guys have no right to say anything about it! …I mean, the topic right now is talking about how to beat the event boss ‘Golden Dragon {Naga Raja}’.

Animari [Guild: Aniki and Happy Friends]
Oh, thanks for Hiyuki-chan’s offline pic Debu-san! It’s equal to three times the worth of a meal.

Debuta [Guild: Metabolic Chivalric Order]
Haa? You are welcome… wait, I feel it’s better if I didn’t hand it over.

Achako [Guild: Afternoon Tea Party]
The conversation didn’t advance to something new. ―Eh, you have his image? Show it! Show it!

Momongai [Guild: Mu People Club]
You are just the same…

Animaru [Guild: Aniki and Happy Friends]
Tsu* jpg

Achako [Guild: Afternoon Tea Party]
O..oooooh, who is this cutie!! It’s out of the realm of my imagination! This fatty ruins the picture though.

Momongai [Guild: Mu People Club]
…err, is he really male? Or did he dress as a trap?

Debuta [Guild: Metabolic Chivalric Order]
The person himself said he is a male and he doesn’t have that kind of hobby, Momo-san. Also, Acha-chan, you know what you just said right?

(´・ω・`) [Guild: Town Fashion Center]
However, as long as the fundamental part isn’t confirmed, I can say that there is not enough evidence to confirm anything.

Momongai [Guild: Mu People Club]
No-no! Are there really retards who suddenly take off peoples pants to confirm their sex at their first meeting?

Animaru [Guild: Aniki and Happy Friends]
Debu-san, call me for the next offline meet! I will meet then to touch and confirm Hiyuki-tan directly! No problem even if I meet her for only an instant! I shall do it either way!

Achako [Guild: Afternoon Tea Party]
Uwaah, retard detected! Or should I say, this is how Aniki really is…

(´・ω・`) [Guild: Town Fashion Center]
Then I entrust the front to Aniki, and I will be in charge for the rear.

Momongai [Guild: Mu People Club]
You guys… what kind of strategy are you talking about…? Or rather, do you guys remember why we gathered here?

Animaru [Guild: Aniki and Happy Friends]
We’re here to talk about how to capture Hiyuki-tan right?

 (´・ω・`) [Guild: Town Fashion Center]
Is there any agenda besides talking about strategies to capture Hiyuki-chan?

Achako [Guild: Afternoon Tea Party]
Umm, I think we’re here to discuss about Golden Dragon {Naga Raja} more or less. We gotta save face for Debu-san who organized this meeting.

Debuta [Guild: Metabolic Chivalric Order]
…err, it’s okay. It’s a mistake in the first place to try to hold a decent discussion with this lineup.

Achako [Guild: Afternoon Tea Party]
It’s the end if you give up you know?

Debuta [Guild: Metabolic Chivalric Order]
I gave up.

Momongai [Guild: Mu People Club]
By the way, I still haven’t fought it, was it that strong?

(´・ω・`) [Guild: Town Fashion Center]
Awfully…splendid…

Debuta [Guild: Metabolic Chivalric Order]
Yesterday, around 500 high level players fought it, but within the 2 hour time limit, not even 20% of its HP was shaved away.

Animaru [Guild: Aniki and Happy Friends]
The boss is really cruel…

Achako [Guild: Afternoon Tea Party]
If I had to say it, one of the issues was that there were too many players and the server couldn’t handle it. When I recovered from the lag I was already dead…that kind of impression.

Debuta [Guild: Metabolic Chivalric Order]
Yeah it is. So rather than fighting it by needlessly increasing the number of people, I think it’s better to lower our numbers by fighting with only level capped players.

Momongai [Guild: Mu People Club]
I see. That’s why we held this meeting.

Hiyuki [Guild: Calico Cat Footsteps]
Good evening! Sorry for being late (＞ ＜)

(´・ω・`) [Guild: Town Fashion Center]
Ah, Poko-tan coming in! （ ・∀・）
(TL: A meme for people who just logged in)

End of Chapter 2